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Dawn Of War II: Retribution [Collectors Edition], PC – £23.67 delivered

Grab a voucher from here to get this price.

Registers on Steam.

Ben There, Dan That! and Time Gentlemen, Please [Limited Edition], PC – £500 (hand) delivered

Update: Price just got slashed to £500.

– Each LIMITED EDITION version contains both games, lovingly packaged onto a DVD-ROM and put into a proper case with a tasteful sleeve just like a game you’ve bought in the shops. I’ll stick whatever extras I can find on there, and print out a little manual with an exclusive ‘making of’. There’s also a small novella explaining the events that got Dan killed in Peru, something we’ve never before explained.

– Each copy will be signed, kissed and briefly placed near our bottoms before being doused gently in my favourite aftershave so you’ll get a real olfactory sense of your favourite character.

– You’ll get a hand-written certificate, done in crayon, explaining the significance of your LIMITED EDITION purchase.

– Your copy will then be hand-packaged up by us in some of that oh-so swanky tissue paper from that expensive stationary shop in town, tied in raffia (that posh string stuff) and posted to you. Your address will be written on the front in our neatest handwriting.

– If you live in London, England, it will be hand-delivered by one or both of us (depending), and we’ll take you to your local public house for a freshly-drawn pint of the local ale. We’re buying.