We also gotta be remembering to celebrate your birthday as well, outlaw. Hows about I throw you the best shindig this town will ever see? Now I’m not tryin to bribe you or anythin, but I not be seein anyone else offerin you such a gift. If I hadn’t already spent me afternoon at the saloon I’d be I was the only person to be recognising your great achievement, eh?

So, I hope this be enough to lasso meself this here video game. I already be finished with that piss-poor excuse of a Cowboy game, Call of Juarez, and I be wantin somethin good this time round. Thanks for yer time and I be seein you around.

See you at dawn!

– Red Alex Rose

When I come down here to Texas I was looking for something. I didn’t know what (but it may have been a 360 copy of RDR). It seems like you added up my life and I spent it all either stomping other men or in some cases getting stomped. Had me some money and had me some medals, but none of it seemed a lifetime worth the pain of the mother that bore me.

It’s like I was empty somehow. Well I’m not empty anymore. That’s what’s important – to feel useful in this old world. To hit a lick against what’s wrong or to say a word for what’s right even though you get walloped for saying that word.

Now I may sound like a Bible beater yelling up a revival at a river crossing camp meeting but that don’t change the truth none. There’s right and there’s wrong. You got to do one or the other. You do the one and you’re living. You do the other and you may be walking around, but your dead as a beaver hat.

I reckon it would sure be might fine if I could take me a copy of Red Dead Redemption for that there Xbox 360. (Spit, p’ting) Until you varmints get it to me, I’ma gonna go meet my gal in the Last Chance Saloon…liquor at the front, poker in the rear.

Only joking, it’s all in good fun.

Happy birthday once again!

Would be mighty glad to see y’all at the OK Corral (on xbox live :D) when the game comes outta hiding.

Yeehaw!